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Not to seem desperate but still eager enough for a hang out, you say to the light-skinned guy standing behind the counter you've been ogling and sizing up for the past 40mins, "Can I get your number?" You know this is an odd request and there is just a chance of 1 out of 5000 … Continue reading Ask Me Already